An intelligent, beautiful woman with a dirty mind that makes you laugh non-stop should be treasured.

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Aye, exactly what the good doctor prescribed!! 

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ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

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Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life.

Robin Sharma (via kristeene)

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cosmo tip #696

expertcosmotips:

if a guy buys you a bunch of drinks and then expects you to have sex with him you can just give him back the drinks by puking into his lap

(via time-waits-for-no-onee)

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6ee:

"Don’t wear that you’ll give people the wrong idea"

What idea? That I’m a fine as hell? That ain’t an idea that’s a fact ma

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